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Chimpanzees no longer split in the eyes of the United States

After years of protests from scientists, the entire species is recognized as endangered, not just the wild ones.

What that headline means is that the United States has been considering wild chimpanzees an endangered species but considering chimps in cages for experiments as perfectly non-endangered, since they've been nice and safe in the cages. Except for the experiments being performed on them for developing AIDS vaccines and other such non-endangering fun time-passers.

After years of protests from scientists, the entire species is recognized as endangered.

Jane Goodall responded with "It shows an awakening, it shows a new consciousness. We should all raise our glasses tonight.”

Raising a glass arounds chimpanzees might present other problems, but the general idea of celebration is agreeable. Except for the underlying problem that the chimps are endangered.