You can't race a hamburger. Just admit it.

And now, the annual lobster races in Bar Harbor, Maine.

Dolly Parton played Yakkety Sax and brightened up the Glastonbury Music Festival. Unless you hate Yakkety Sax. And who hates Yakkety Sax?

It's a shame these two never met.

June 2014

The first blog post.

It's hot, it's muggy, everyone is pushing out work so they can leave for the Fourth of July holiday at the end of the week, hoping the boss lets everyone out early (or leaves early and can't notice everyone left immediately after) so it seems the perfect time to redesign this site and launch a new blog thingy that no one is expecting, wanting, or finding.

So...hi there.