Sarah Vowell, Marcel Proust, and David Sedaris walk into a bar.
"I'm not buying the drinks," said Vowell.
"I don't drink," said Sedaris.
Proust had been dead for over a hundred years.
Sarah Vowell, Marcel Proust, and David Sedaris walk into a bar.
"I'm not buying the drinks," said Vowell.
"I don't drink," said Sedaris.
Proust had been dead for over a hundred years.
Why are those paper toilet seat covers never the right size for the toilet seat? And what are we supposed to do with that middle section? We're supposed to tear along the perforated lines before using...right?
"Want to go to the parade, hon?"
"Nah. They ignore my cries for help."
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Yes, I did mean that as a threat.