This hurts. If you know what a CD is.
April 5, 2017

Souvenirs are memories we haven't trashed yet.

The Pope is coming to Philadelphia.

papal softIf you see him, say hello. Or talk to this odd little guy. They're not souvenirs; well, I guess they're souvenirs.

Or just visit the gift store.

"Jean Shepherd's America" ran on PBS back in the 70s. Thirty minutes on the philosophy, and culture, of American beer. Not good beer; American beer.

"Jean Shepherd's America" ran on PBS back in the 70s. It was on Wednesdays -- or was it Saturday? This was when you had to actually watch things when they were on. Wish I could hear what Jean Shepherd would have to say about that.

Thirty minutes on the philosophy, and culture, of American beer. Not good beer; American beer.

The annual Philadelphia Mummers parade. How come they don't sell a line of Mummers clothes?

Mummer Couple, 1978
Mummer Couple, 1978 [photo: W. Maguire]

"Want to go to the parade, hon?"

"Nah. They ignore my cries for help."

New for 2015: Mummerwear© for Him.
Don't just watch the Mummers, now be a Mummer.

Get Mum now. And stay Mum forever.

Yes, I did mean that as a threat.