The Pope is coming to Philadelphia.
Or just visit the gift store.
"Jean Shepherd's America" ran on PBS back in the 70s. It was on Wednesdays -- or was it Saturday? This was when you had to actually watch things when they were on. Wish I could hear what Jean Shepherd would have to say about that.
Thirty minutes on the philosophy, and culture, of American beer. Not good beer; American beer.
"Want to go to the parade, hon?"
"Nah. They ignore my cries for help."
New for 2015: Mummerwear© for Him.
Don't just watch the Mummers, now be a Mummer.
Get Mum now. And stay Mum forever.
Yes, I did mean that as a threat.