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In the month of July, 2015, the federal government is conducting a military exercise in the Southwest region, code-named Jade Helm. Certain Texans are convinced this is an excuse for imposing a government takeover. If this is true, Texas could become a state under the control of the United States government.
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The questions being raised by right-wing bloggers and conservative commentators about a Pentagon training exercise called Jade Helm 15 traverse the outer edges of political paranoia…Chuck Norris has also weighed in, questioning, in a commentary on the conservative website WND, “those who are pulling the strings at the top of Jade Helm 15 back in Washington.” Walmart has responded as well, in the other direction — it dismissed rumors that tunnels were being built by the military beneath closed stores, including one in Midland, Tex., as part of a Pentagon-led takeover.

New York Times, May 6, 2015

The resistance leaders surveyed a map of New Texaco. The former states of Texas, New Mexico, Utah, Arizona, and the Burbank Walmart (the one at the Panorama Mall, 8333 Van Nuys Boulevard, actually in Panorama City, not the one on West Empire) now formed the district under federal martial law. ...continue reading "The BBQ Games"