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Research: "Not Quite 'Planet of the Apes'":The New York Times has this piece on bonobo research by writer James Gordon and filmmaker David Frank.

"Not Quite 'Planet of the Apes'": The New York Times has this piece on bonobo research by writer James Gordon and filmmaker David Frank.

Since we all know the story, let's not speak of it.

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By now we've all heard the story of the hitchhiking robot that made it all around the world safely and the was ripped apart by colonial ghosts in Elfreth's Alley, a 17th century neighborhood in Philadelphia. In fact, since we all know the story, let's not speak of it. Let's all agree there are terrible people who see innocent young friendly robots in a dark alley at three in the morning and something about the way the light hits them, or a tone in the speakerbox, maybe the round glowing shape of its dispenser-like head, and some drunk idiot gets the idea it's full of candy and rips it open like a piñata. Let's not talk about it. I wasn't there, I don't know what happened. My wife will testify I was home in bed between 2:58 and 3:02 am on the night in question. My understanding is that this is precisely when it happened, at least a 45-minute drive from our house. I cannot imagine who would do such a thing. It obviously was not full of candy; looking at it in the cold light of day (which is the only way I have ever seen it) there is no way this could be a Hershey bar receptacle.  There is no refrigeration in its little plastic kitty litter bucket body.

I have no idea what that stain is on my shirt. I was cleaning the attic earlier.

After years of protests from scientists, the entire species is recognized as endangered, not just the wild ones.

What that headline means is that the United States has been considering wild chimpanzees an endangered species but considering chimps in cages for experiments as perfectly non-endangered, since they've been nice and safe in the cages. Except for the experiments being performed on them for developing AIDS vaccines and other such non-endangering fun time-passers.

After years of protests from scientists, the entire species is recognized as endangered.

Jane Goodall responded with "It shows an awakening, it shows a new consciousness. We should all raise our glasses tonight.”

Raising a glass arounds chimpanzees might present other problems, but the general idea of celebration is agreeable. Except for the underlying problem that the chimps are endangered.