"Want to go to the parade, hon?"
"Nah. They ignore my cries for help."
New for 2015: Mummerwear© for Him.
Don't just watch the Mummers, now be a Mummer.
Get Mum now. And stay Mum forever.
Yes, I did mean that as a threat.
Happy New Years: Mummers Edition
The annual Philadelphia Mummers parade. How come they don't sell a line of Mummers clothes?