The annual Philadelphia Mummers parade. How come they don't sell a line of Mummers clothes?

Mummer Couple, 1978
Mummer Couple, 1978 [photo: W. Maguire]

"Want to go to the parade, hon?"

"Nah. They ignore my cries for help."

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Get Mum now. And stay Mum forever.

Yes, I did mean that as a threat.